Sorry, it’s not a sex swing. Unless, of course, she simply failed to promote that particular piece of furniture to Elle Decor magazine…The glossy purveyor of furniture and home decor nobody but obscenely wealthy celebrities can afford tapped the lewdly wealthy celebrity for their fall issue. Gwyneth was asked what home items she simply can’t live without, and her answers included hand-painted wallpaper, the sacred books of assorted world faiths (all placed at the same level for maximum metaphorical punch, natch), and a bathtub in the bedroom. You heard us. A bathtub in the bedroom. Sounds excessive (thinking about the plumber’s bill alone makes us nauseous), but Gwinnie insists it’s perfect for bathing the kids. Funny- we can think of a few uses for a bathtub in the bedroom, but NONE of them involved kids….

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First, a disclaimer: If any portion of this book, including the dedication, was actually typed out by any one of the Kardashian sisters and not described to a ghost writer while getting a pedicure, then I am the Queen of England. Anyway, ghost written or not, the names Kourtney: Khloe: Kim- KARDASHIAN are splayed across the garish leopard print cover of “Dollhouse,” the sisters’ literary debut. Naturally, the book is about the glamorous comings and goings of a “family in the spotlight.” Despite the parallels to their real life (whatever that means for the Kardashians), Kim says it is partly fabricated and “you’ll have to decide for yourself which story lines are true to life, and which ones we dreamed up.” We suggest you pair it with Snooki’s novel, A Shore Thing, the combination of which will render you functionally uneducated. That’s ok- reading is for ugly people, anyway.

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Ben Flajnik may have come in second place on this season of The Bachelorette, but we bet he’s not too torn up about it. The reason? Jennifer Love Hewitt. JLH is a confirmed fan of the show, and the day after the finale she tweeted that Ben had accepted “my final rose.” A few short days later, the reality show runner-up and the busty Party of Five hollywood celeb were seen canoodling in a San Francisco pub. Who needs first place, anyway- those big, beautiful blossoms JLH has on her chest make for an excellent consolation prize.

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